
NBC/The Voice
If we’ve learned anything this week, it’s this: we are a divided nation. Divided by politics, divided by sports and divided by Christina Aguilera’s boobs. Last night on The Voice, Christina Aguilera busted out the ladies and America responded in kind by fighting about it on Twitter.
What camp do you fall in? Are you pro or anti Aguilera boob?
I feel violated by Christina Aguilera’s boobs.
— Em (@imanyuwel) November 8, 2012
Me too.
I would like to bury my face in Christina Aguilera’s boobs or just take a nap on them. Either would be cool.
— SMNTH MLN (@vicdumb_) November 8, 2012
Chest pillows?
As lesbian as this sounds, Christina Aguilera’s boobs looked great tonight on The Voice lmao #NoShame
— Macie Lynn (@MagicMacie) November 8, 2012
So this is hot.
What if The Voice was in 3D omg RT “@hailxtina: Come & get it! pbs.twimg.com/media/A7JaQLnC… RT @jimbogreene: christina aguilera’s boobs >>>>>>>>>>”
— ♡ krysla ♡ (@kryjla) November 8, 2012
Do I have to wear glasses?
Christina Aguilera’s boobs are my favorite TV show
— Mikey (@fsmikey) November 8, 2012
Got a 3.1 rating from Nielsen.
“Christina Aguilera’s boobs are flawless” -My Mom
— Pat McCourt (@PatMcCourttt) November 8, 2012
In fairness, your mom probably hasn’t seen a good pair of jugs in awhile.
Christina Aguilera’s boobs kind of scare me tbh
— tabitha (@thetabsontabs) November 8, 2012
Scary?
Christina Aguilera on #the voice all you see is BOOBS jeeze put those puppies away
— Alyssa Morris (@alyssakathryn91) November 8, 2012
No, I definitely see Cee Lo as well.
Christina Aguilera needs to have her boobs rotated by a doctor. Maybe a lift or a new implant would work. Her boobs look awful.
— Stephen McGill (@RenoMcGill) November 8, 2012
Rotated? Is that slang for augment?
Christina aguilera’s last hope for being even remotely attractive is her boobs.
— Dylan Rice (@Dylanthropy) November 8, 2012
Meanie.
Will Christina Aguilera’s boobs get their own show since she is leaving the Voice after this season? #thevoice
— Ashley (@strwberypi) November 8, 2012
Honest question.
I feel like Christina Aguilera’s boobs are trying to escape and each and every night they get closer and closer #freedom #’murica
— Ryan Pascall (@RyPascall) November 8, 2012
Season finale is rated NC-17.
Alright, Christina aguilera’s boobs at SO GROSS!!!! There so fake and lumpy….just #nasty #coverthosethingsup
— Chris Perry (@chrisperr11) November 8, 2012
Lumpy? Like bags of sand?
My dad just called Christina Aguilera’s boobs… Fun bags
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