 Twitter Crazy: This week's best celebrity tweets Nov 9th 2012, 18:30 Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy. Photo credit: eldh, Flickr Let’s all stop saying “Pics or it didn’t happen.” — Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) November 5, 2012
That’s a platform I can get behind. Initiate WEREWOLF PROTOCOLS for the 1/2 of America that goes crazy post-election. Chain them to radiators away from the internet. — Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) November 5, 2012
Good thing he was thinking ahead or it could have been worse. I would like to publicly state my support for Some Sex Marriage. — Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) November 5, 2012
Was that on the ballot? Who’s ready to vote tomorrow? I’ve got my outfit laid out! Send me a photo of your outfit when you’re at the polls, and I’ll RT my faves! — Katy Perry (@katyperry) November 5, 2012
What you wear to vote is important. If I was a pigeon, I would never stop shitting on people.I wouldn’t even take breaks to fly. — Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) November 5, 2012
I think some of them already do that. Remember to VOTE tomorrow, 11/6. Or if you’re a Democrat, nevermind, forget I said anything, look over there, is that a new shirt? — Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) November 6, 2012
Sneaky. We’re all on edge, biting our nails, the stakes are that high. Yes, today is the day that will determine the fate of Nate Silver. — Mo Rocca (@MoRocca) November 6, 2012
And he came through unscathed again. Why the fuck do they put sofas in womens bathrooms — Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) November 6, 2012
For naps? good luck today Florida! try not to pull a “Florida” — daniel tosh (@danieltosh) November 6, 2012
Somehow they did okay this time. An old lady who lives at the senior place I’m voting in yelled out her room “Shut up!” to a crying baby. She’s prob a hologram of my future. — Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) November 6, 2012
The future can be pretty scary. I pray my 68 year-old Chinese neighbor is talking politics when she says she's looking forward to today's erection. — Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) November 6, 2012
That’s not so odd. I say that every day. Working out my voting outfit now. Ass-less chaps, or MC Hammer pants? — Zach Braff (@zachbraff) November 6, 2012
I don’t think that’s what Katy Perry had in mind. Me: don’t use my toothpaste. Wife:if you use my vagina, I can use your toothpaste. — RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) November 6, 2012
End of argument. Regardless of who you’re voting for today, do the right thing & write me in for Michigan Drain Commissioner. The madness must stop. — Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 6, 2012
And the madness rolls on. Feeling sooooo turned on by exercising my rights!! VOTE.lockerz.com/s/259377289 — Alison Brie (@alisonbrie) November 6, 2012
I beg you to click that link above and look at the photo. Fuck all this bullshit…including my own. This year I’ll be following the election via @theonion news site. — Ellen Barkin (@EllenBarkin) November 6, 2012
They probably had more accurate coverage anyway. “2016.Get ready.” — Hillary Clinton, texting quietly to Cory Booker — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 7, 2012
You know it’s true. VOTER FRAUD ALERT: my voting machine turned my vote for President Obama into a large Slushee and a bag of pizza Combos. — Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) November 6, 2012
Well, that’s more than I got. Ahhhhhhhh. A new day. I can move forward without celebrities telling me what to do all day. #thedayafter — Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) November 7, 2012
Hallelujah! Nice try old lady with the prominent exercise pants camel toe, but even you can’t bring me down today. — erinn hayes (@hayeslady) November 7, 2012
That’s the spirit! Monas are rolling loudies, and my bitches so Bvalgari!! Bodies of Dulcattis’ll do what the fuck you want! #UNAPOLOGETIC — Rihanna (@rihanna) November 7, 2012
You tell ‘em, Ri-Ri. (I think.) Following someone on Twitter and complaining about what they tweet about is like phoning someone to tell them you don’t want to talk to them — Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) November 7, 2012
I’ve done that. Well, now that everyone is done being a psycho about the election…it”s time to focus on the freaks who think our world is ending in Dec! — Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) November 7, 2012
You just had to bring that up didn’t you? NYC had a hurricane last week.A blizzard this week.Not looking forward to next week’s earthquake. — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) November 7, 2012
Should be fun. Golf is a great "sport" for men whose hanging bellies render their penises inaccessible. — rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 8, 2012
Tiger would probably disagree. I started to get very worried about Mitt’s chances when I heard that A-Rod donated to his campaign. Everything A-Rod touches turns bad. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 8, 2012
True. Just look at Madonna. Wife went out of town and now there’s cat puke on the floor. I suppose I’ll wait until the dishwasher is full before burning the place down. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) November 8, 2012
Sounds like a solid plan. It’s national positive attitude day. We are all winners — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 8, 2012
Well, not all of us, but it’s a nice sentiment. Stupid kitchen appliances… all these damn buttons n shit… 
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