Coffee enemas sounds like a horrible idea, but there’s on couple in Florida (obviously) who’s addicted to them. Butt-chugging…you’re doing it wrong.
A hot cup of caffeine already sends most people directly to the bathroom so I suppose it makes sense to get that 30 minute waiting period out of the way. Admittedly I’ve never had an enema of any sort – champagne, boxed wine, coffee – but I still can’t wrap my head around how this crap could put someone in a state of euphoria. If you really want to burn your ass, why not just eat Taco Bell’s “Taco 12-Pack?”