 Twitter Crazy: This week's best celebrity tweets Feb 15th 2013, 20:00
Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
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So tired of Chris Brown being the worst. Someone needs to hurry up and try to win the title from him. — Zach Braff (@zachbraff) February 11, 2013
How about Oscar Pistorius?
I have been more grateful for a piece of gum than Jay-Z was for his Grammy tonight. — Bree Olson (@BreeOlson) February 11, 2013
Maybe someone should have given him a piece of gum.
Wow the Pope is not taking my Grammy loss very well. — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) February 11, 2013
So now we know who to blame.
Bruno Mars does it all.LLAP — Leonard Nimoy (@TheRealNimoy) February 11, 2013
Spock is apparently a giant Bruno Mars fan.
Made a big decision of late, I have decided I am no longer going to do topless shoots. Hopefully you will all still wanna play with me :P xx — Ellis Cooper (@EllisCooperx) February 11, 2013
Damn. Maybe she isn’t the future of British glamour modeling after all.
Heading to Letterman now for @si_swimsuit! Then a piping hot bowl of ramen and a round or 10 of super mario. — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 11, 2013
Ah, the life of a supermodel.
In 1994, SI Swimsuit models Kathy Ireland and Rachel Hunter were pregnant at the time of this cover. twitpic.com/c2vot2 — darren rovell (@darrenrovell) February 11, 2013
I’m not sure what to think of this.
Yes, clones, I know it’s Fat Tuesday.Just as I know you’ll handle it with your typicalclass and maturity. — Jim Rome (@jimrome) February 12, 2013
He does know his audience.
I nominate Boy George for King of Tumblr. — Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) February 12, 2013
I second that nomination.
I WILL CLICK ON ANY LINK THAT SAYS NSFW — Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 12, 2013
Him and about 99% of the rest of the male population.
Not only is it Mardi Gras, but there’s a joint session of Congress tonight. What a great night for boobs. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) February 12, 2013
Next year we should combine the two.
I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, but at least I’ve never seen an episode of ‘The Bachelor’ or ‘The Bachelorette’. — Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 12, 2013
Then you are absolved of all of the other mistakes.
California should change its name to Kardashia. — RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) February 12, 2013
Don’t give them any ideas, please.
Relax, everyone. Yes, one-on-one Wrestling has been dropped from the Olympics. But it’s being replaced by Synchronized Wrestling! — Mo Rocca (@MoRocca) February 12, 2013
I’d watch that.
Catching all the way up to the new episodes of a TV show you’ve been watching on DVD is like hitting the end of a people mover at an airport — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 12, 2013
TRUTH.
Do you know how scary Walmart is? — jaime edmondson (@jaimeedmondson) February 12, 2013
Yes. I do.
I don’t know who Marco Rubio is. Does he do ads for Nasonex? Anyway, you guys are missing a small dog named Banana Joe prance around. — Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) February 13, 2013
‘Murica.
Non-Catholics: your jokes about Ash Wednesday are in poor taste. Also, please look away while we harbor pedophiles for centuries. — rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 13, 2013
Ha! You had a dot on your forehead!
Given we’ve all clearly been eating horse meat quite happily for years without dying, maybe everyone should just calm down? — Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 13, 2013
Damn… horse meat? I need a cigarette.
On Valentine’s Day, more than any other, I feel that my being single is sheer genius. — Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) February 14, 2013
She’ll get no argument from me.
Overheard in LA: Give me your cheap sunglasses or I’ll eat your little dog. #nojoke — Gillian Jacobs (@GillianJacobs) February 14, 2013
It really is the land where dreams come true.
Crushing up my birth control pill and making a heart shape. — Melissa Stetten(@MelissaStetten) February 14, 2013
That’s the spirit!
HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3: CARNIVAL CRUISE — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 14, 2013
I bet things did get a little dicey on that ship.
Retweet if you’re sleepin on the wet spot tonight.#valentines — Jeffrey Ross (@realjeffreyross) February 15, 2013
Hmmm, 131 retweets. Thought it would have been higher.
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